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Friday, April 04, 2003

 

One Heck of a Rewrite



"Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five." - The Riddler

Troops are within 6 - 10 miles of Baghdad. Basra and Umm Qasr are secure. Humantarian aid is making it's way to the Iraqi people. The Tigris and Euphrates are crossed. BAGHDAD International Airport is captured.

That was one heck of a rewrite, don't you think, Peter Arnett?

"Today's report confirms that, despite White House scare tactics, Social Security remains sound for decades to come.."

-? Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid (NV) upon hearing reports that the Social Security and Medicare Trust Funds will go bankrupt even earlier than predicted.

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