The Crazy Write Winger
Friday, March 21, 2003
A little front-line humor...
The Memorandum by Lt. Smash is just too funny.
Let's invade France next...
French President Chirac, not content to block the U.S. from taking out Saddam, is now stating he will resist efforts to allow the U.S. and/or London to assume control of Iraq once the war is over.
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - French President Jacques Chirac, a staunch opponent of war in Iraq, said on Friday the United Nations must be at the center of efforts to rebuild the country whatever the outcome of the conflict.
Pardonne moi, monsiuer Chriac, but SHUT THE @$ UP!! You just want to preserve your billions of dollars in oil contracts Saddam was going to give you for lifting sanctions.
No @#&$%*, Sherlock...
Uncle Hansy finally admits the obvious. (Link via Right Thinking)
Chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix yesterday said Iraq violated its agreement with the United Nations if the missiles it fired at American troops were Scuds. Even though he wanted more time for inspections, Blix said yesterday that he didn't know if he could ever be sure that Iraq wasn't hiding the illegal missiles.
That about says it all...
A proclamation of Crazy Write Winger 3:08 PM
"Today's report confirms that, despite White House scare tactics, Social Security remains sound for decades to come.."
-? Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid (NV) upon hearing reports that the Social Security and Medicare Trust Funds will go bankrupt even earlier than predicted.