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Friday, March 21, 2003

A little front-line humor...

The Memorandum by Lt. Smash is just too funny.

Let's invade France next...

French President Chirac, not content to block the U.S. from taking out Saddam, is now stating he will resist efforts to allow the U.S. and/or London to assume control of Iraq once the war is over.

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - French President Jacques Chirac, a staunch opponent of war in Iraq, said on Friday the United Nations must be at the center of efforts to rebuild the country whatever the outcome of the conflict.

He ruled out any retroactive U.N. blessing for the U.S.-led war to oust President Saddam Hussein or any resolution that gave Washington and London post-war administrative control in Iraq. "This idea of a resolution seems to me to be a way of authorizing military intervention after the event, and so is not, in my point of view, fitting in the current situation," Chirac told a news conference.

British Prime Minister Tony Blair earlier said London wanted two new U.N. resolutions setting up a trust fund to use Iraqi oil wealth to rebuild the country and creating a post-Saddam administration.

"France would not accept a resolution which authorizes military intervention and gives the United States and Britain administrative powers in Iraq," Chirac said.

Pardonne moi, monsiuer Chriac, but SHUT THE @$&# UP!! You just want to preserve your billions of dollars in oil contracts Saddam was going to give you for lifting sanctions.

No @#&$%*, Sherlock...

Uncle Hansy finally admits the obvious. (Link via Right Thinking)

Chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix yesterday said Iraq violated its agreement with the United Nations if the missiles it fired at American troops were Scuds. Even though he wanted more time for inspections, Blix said yesterday that he didn't know if he could ever be sure that Iraq wasn't hiding the illegal missiles.

"I could not guarantee that we would come to clear conclusions even after some months more," he said.

That about says it all...

"Today's report confirms that, despite White House scare tactics, Social Security remains sound for decades to come.."

-? Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid (NV) upon hearing reports that the Social Security and Medicare Trust Funds will go bankrupt even earlier than predicted.

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